http://www.schneierfacts.com/ Random facts about Bruce Schneier you might not know Thu, 17 May 2012 22:00:45 GMT en-us 60 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/168 Radia Perlman may be the mother of the Internet, but Bruce Schnier is the mutha of the Internet. Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:33:26 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/168 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/27 Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven mythical Norse heroes. Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:44:49 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/27 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/807 It's often misquoted, but when Bruce Schneier killed Julius Caesar for promoting weak cryptography he actually said, "Et tu, Bruce?" Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:55:02 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/807 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/171 Santa Clause doesn't know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:39:23 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/171 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/13 Bruce Schneier's discrete logarithms are uncountable and continuous Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:44:49 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/13 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/811 Bruce Schneier uses numbers out of a finite, uncountable set in his passphrases. Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:58:22 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/811 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/441 Bruce Schneier isn't fooled by decoy states. Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:12:52 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/441 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/1258 Hashes collide because they're swerving to avoid Bruce Schneier. Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:59:15 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/1258 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/166 If we built a Dyson sphere around Bruce Schneier and captured all of his energy for 2 months, without any loss, we could power an ideal computer running at 3.2 Kelvin to count up to 2^256. This strongly implies that not only can Bruce Schneier brute-force attack 256-bit keys, but that he is built of something other than matter and occupies something other than space. Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:55:01 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/166 http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/246 Bruce Schneier wasn't born, he decrypted his way out of the womb. Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:55:03 GMT http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/246