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- Bruce Schneier can reverse any one-way cryptographic hash, just by staring it in the eye
- The output of Bruce Schneier's pseudorandom generator follows no describable pattern and cannot be compressed.
- Bruce Schneier can straighten out an elliptic curve with nothing but his teeth
- Bruce Schneier can conduct secure multiparty computation... on his own
- Bruce Schneier can determine the exact location and velocity of any particle that's being used by quantum cryptography.
- Bruce Schneier can solve NP-Complete problems in NlogN time.
- Bruce Schneier's tears can burn holes through an OpenBSD firewall. Lucky for us, Bruce Schneier never cries.
- Bruce Schneier can change most random distributions. With his fists.
- If Bruce Schneier rot-13s a plaintext, it cannot be broken by applying rot-13 again.
- The only reason the Etruscan incriptions haven't been decyphered is because Bruce Schneier hasn't been bored enough to take a look.