Top 10 voted Bruce Schneier Facts

When Bruce Schneier observes a quantum particle, it remains in the same state until he has finished observing it.
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Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.
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Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven mythical Norse heroes.
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Bruce Schneier's secure handshake is so strong, you won't be able to exchange keys with anyone else for days.
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Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits.
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Bruce Schneier knows the state of schroedinger's cat
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Bruce Schneier writes his books and essays by generating random alphanumeric text of an appropriate length and then decrypting it.
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Though a superhero, Bruce Schneier disdains the use of a mask or secret identity as 'security through obscurity'.
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If we built a Dyson sphere around Bruce Schneier and captured all of his energy for 2 months, without any loss, we could power an ideal computer running at 3.2 Kelvin to count up to 2^256. This strongly implies that not only can Bruce Schneier brute-force attack 256-bit keys, but that he is built of something other than matter and occupies something other than space.
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