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- Bruce Schneier can reverse any one-way cryptographic hash, just by staring it in the eye
- It has recently been discovered that every possible hashing algorithm produces the same value for the phrase "Bruce Schneier" -- Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier's mail server only sends him the emails' hashes, just to make things a little more interesting for him.
- Bruce Schneier can see SHA-256 collisions by holding a hash up to a mirror and crossing his eyes.
- Bruce Schneier finds SHA-512 collisions by banging hashes together.
- Hashes collide because they're swerving to avoid Bruce Schneier.
- Most people salt their hash. Bruce salt and peppers his.
- Bruce Schneier can dehash your password from the "x" in /etc/passwd, without looking at /etc/shadow.
- Despite the stereotypical philosophies associated with having long hair, Bruce Schneier has never advocated smoking hashes unless they are reversible, in which case the maximum firepower as allowed by the second amendment is a constitutional right. For PAIN.
- When Bruce Schneier uses a hash function, there are no collisions. It's quite simple. The hash is not a finite number.