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- Bruce Schneier once found three distinct natural number divisors of a prime number.
- There is no chin behind Bruce Schneier's beard. There is only another pseudorandom number generator and he's gonna use it to encrypt your face.
- Bruce Schneier cuts meat in prime number lengths.
- Bruce Schneier is the seed for your random number generator.
- Bruce Schneier beard has the bigger prime number of hairs
- There are no such thing as Carmichael numbers, only primes that Bruce Schneier has beaten factors into.
- Bruce Schneier has a tattoo of the value of the Ramsey number R(5,5).
- Bruce Schneier's social security number is a Sophie Germain prime number having a reciprocal generating an infinite stream of pseudorandom numbers.
- There are no prime numbers. Only numbers that Bruce Schneier does not want you to factor.
- Bruce can factor arbitrarily large numbers using only a slide-rule with both hands tied securely behind his back, but he has never had to because the last person who tried to tie his hands behind his back woke up in a seedy hotel in Southern Mexico without a kidney.