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- Bruce Schneier got a perfect score on his comp-sci degree. Just by writing Bruce Schneier for every answer.
- Bruce Schneier once found the inverse of a trapdoor function counting only on the fingers of one hand
- Whitfield Diffie and Martin Hellman use only their surnames out of fear of Bruce Schneier
- Bruce Schneier's discrete logarithms are uncountable and continuous
- Bruce Schneier once found three distinct natural number divisors of a prime number.
- Bruce Schneier writes his books and essays by generating random alphanumeric text of an appropriate length and then decrypting it.
- Geologists recently discovered that "earthquakes" are nothing more than Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris communicating via a roundhouse kick-based cryptosystem.
- Humboldt squids have sensors capable of detecting clothing worn by Bruce Schneier at 800 yards - to trigger their flight response.
- Every time Bruce Schneier writes a fully general halt-checker, God kills a passenger pigeon. This is why passenger pigeons are extinct.
- Bruce Schneier's mail server only sends him the emails' hashes, just to make things a little more interesting for him.