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- Whilst most blogs seem like meaningless drivel to you, Bruce Schneier can decode blog ciphers with his teeth and see the true hidden meaning.
- Bruce Schneier can solve x^2=-2, in Z.
- Bruce Schneier can construct groups that aren't isomorphic to groups of permutations.
- Bruce Schneier can force Brownian motion to go in one direction only
- Bruce Schneier can find Waldo in one chronon.
- Bruce Schneier can do co-ordinate substitution of Newton's Laws to a rotating frame of reference in his head while strapped to a centrifuge.
- Bruce Schneier can read captchas.
- Bruce Schneier can write a recursive program that proves the Riemann Hypothesis. In Malbolge.
- Bruce Schneier can grow a binary tree by planting a random number generator seed.
- Bruce Schneier can securely wipe any hard drive by shaking it like an etch-a-sketch.