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- Bruce Schneier can decrypt your PKI message with the public key.
- The birthday referred to in the 'Birthday Attack' is Bruce Schneier's.
- Bruce Schneier reads RFID cards with the knuckles of his clenched fist.
- The last person to attempt to steal Bruce Schneier's identity lost his memory and has never recovered.
- There are no such thing as Carmichael numbers, only primes that Bruce Schneier has beaten factors into.
- Mathematicians recently developed an elementary proof for Fermat's Last Theorem. It was based on the Schneier Axiom, which reads: "Bruce Schneier said so."
- Bruce Schneier doesn't believe in terrorist profiling because he already knows who all the terrorists are.
- Alice and Bob got Eve pregnant together; the result was Bruce Schneier.
- There is no Information Theory. Just data that Bruce Schneier allows to be quantified and transmitted on a channel.
- Bruce Schneier and Lance Armstrong once had a contest to see who had more testicles. Bruce was forced to forfeit when no one could decrypt his scrotum.