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- Bruce Schneier's fists violate the anti-circumvention clause of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
- When Bruce Schneier decrypts the Da Vinci Code, the ending doesn't suck
- There is an otherwise featureless big black computer in Ft. Meade that has a single dial with three settings: Off, Standby, and Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't even know the meaning of the word ciphertext, because to him, everything is plaintext.
- Bruce Schneier knows you are reading this.
- Bruce Schneier's private key is so strong that he doesn't even hide it -- if you saw it, you'd die before you could use it.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't keep secrets -- they keep themselves out of fear.
- Bruce Schneier whistles white noise.
- Bruce Schneier can losslessly compress random data by 50%, with his fists.
- When Bruce Schneier divides the circumference of a circle by the radius, the answer is rational.