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- Anyone who makes love to Bruce Schneier discovers a 0-day flaw in a crypto protocol the next day.
- Bruce Schneier can log into any computer just by staring down the prompt.
- The spacing between Bruce Schneiers ribs forms an Optimal Golomb Ruler.
- If Bruce Schneier was a bacteria, he'd be a virulent form of Cryptosporidia.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't use a keylogger. He's standing right behind you.
- Bruce found a secure way to reuse a one-time pad.
- Bruce Schneier's DNA is a secure platform and cannot be cloned.
- Bruce Schneier's skin has no pores. Pores are vulnerabilities.
- Bruce Schneier is not balding, you just can't see the encrypted portions of his hair.
- Though a superhero, Bruce Schneier disdains the use of a mask or secret identity as 'security through obscurity'.