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- Adi Shamir stopped working on factoring once he learnt that Bruce Schneier can solve sparse linear systems by shaking them Etch-a-sketch style.
- An autographed picture of Bruce Schneier is all you need to securely wipe any hard-drive.
- On Bruce Schneier's birthday, a person standing at the very center of Stonehenge casts a shadow in the shape of Bruce Schneier's PGP public key fingerprint.
- The phonograph record included on the Voyager probe contains a hidden watermark inserted by Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier's name appeared in EBCDIC in the output of /dev/random every time there was a full moon. Even after they changed the RNG algorithm.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't need facts. With one roundhouse-kick he can generate a formal proof for whatever he needs.
- Bruce Schneier was to star in a movie called "S-boxes on a plane" but the studio feared it would be too scary for the audience, so it went a different direction.
- Bruce Schneier only smiles when he finds an unbreakable cryptosystem. Of course, Bruce Schneier never smiles.
- Bruce Schneier tampers with tamperproof hardware.
- The Dining Cryptographers always wait until Bruce Schneier has been served.