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- Bruce Schneier can van eck phreak Waldo on every page from three bookshelves away.
- Bruce Schneier had a 3-way with Alice and Bob.
- Bruce Schneier never gets picked for a random search at the airport.
- Bruce Schneier always has prime ribs and scrambled eggs for breakfast.
- Bruce Schneier had a Diffie-Hellman key exchange with Eve - and she absolutely loved every bit of it
- Compilers don't warn Bruce Schneier, Bruce Schneier warns compilers.
- Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle doesn't protect your qubits from Bruce Schneier. Bruce knows with certainty.
- If Bruce Schneier wants your plaintext, he'll just squeeze it out of the ciphertext using his barehands
- Bruce Schneier's anti-virus is so good he hasn't had a cold since he was 12.
- Bruce Schneier's firewall is so good, that his local fire department went out of business.