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- There is an otherwise featureless big black computer in Ft. Meade that has a single dial with three settings: Off, Standby, and Schneier.
- Setting SSID of an open Wi-Fi network to "bruceschneier" makes it completely secure.
- Attempting to decrypt Bruce Schneier's cyphertext causes extreme time dilation
- Bruce Schneier's social security number is a Sophie Germain prime number having a reciprocal generating an infinite stream of pseudorandom numbers.
- Bruce Schneier's wedding invitations included instructions for participating in a cryptographically secure RSVP protocol.
- When Bruce Schneier was a kid he would talk to his friends across the yard using tin cans connected by a string. The messages on that string were 4096-bit RSA encrypted.
- Generating driving directions to Bruce Schneier's house is an NP-Complete problem.
- Bruce Schneier was already bored of people suggesting "Bruce Schneier knows what my suggestion is" before anyone first viewed this website.
- No TOR destinations are hidden from Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier served as the inspiration for Cirque du Soleil's next show, "Beyond Fear", which will feature acrobats interpreting encryption algorithms and public and private key exchange as performance art; while the torrid yet tender love triangle between the clowns Alice, Bob and Eve plays out in the background. Fireworks. Giant squids. Soundtrack by Rammstein. What's not to like?