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- Bruce can factor arbitrarily large numbers using only a slide-rule with both hands tied securely behind his back, but he has never had to because the last person who tried to tie his hands behind his back woke up in a seedy hotel in Southern Mexico without a kidney.
- Bruce Schneier can divide by zero.
- Bruce Schneier keeps constant time.
- For a woman to be impregnated by Bruce Schneier, she must decrypt his sperm with a 128-bit blowjob.
- Bruce Schneier generated his RSA key with the two largest prime numbers.
- When Bruce Schneier was a kid he would talk to his friends across the yard using tin cans connected by a string. The messages on that string were 4096-bit RSA encrypted.
- Signals from Bruce Schneier's brain to his muscles are protected by 256bit Twofish
- Bruce Schneier's work isn't peer reviewed. He has no peers.
- Generating driving directions to Bruce Schneier's house is an NP-Complete problem.
- Bruce Schneier created the first Honey Pot; we now call it the Internet.