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- In Bruce Schneier's hands, ROT-13 is provably secure.
- Bruce Schneier's horse has tilt bits.
- "Anyone can create a security system that they themselves cannot break...except, of course, me." - Bruce Schneier
- Bruce Schneier has built a non-deterministic Turing machine, so he doesn't care whether P=NP.
- The tattoos on Bruce Schneier's fists say "Alice" and "Bob". You don't want to make him exchange keys over your face.
- Bruce Schneier's name is encoded in Linear A on ancient Minoan buildings.
- When Bruce Schneier was born, the doctor slapped the security guard.
- When transmitted over any socket, Bruce Schneier's public key causes libpcap to enter an infinite malloc loop.
- I don't bother with WEP or WPA, I just got Bruce to autograph my wireless access point.
- Bruce Schneier can crack a one-time pad before it's used.