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- Bruce Schneier can detect stealth fighters with his antique radio.
- Bruce Schneier's PRNG is truly random, but he can predict its outcome too.
- Bruce Schneier knows how to generate a digital signature. Anyone's.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't own a dog. His doghouse is already filled with unusable cryptography products.
- Bruce Schneier can stop bullets with elliptic curves and can break elliptic curves with bullets.
- Only Bruce Schneier is allowed to wear the "I read the NSA's e-mail" t-shirt.
- Contrary to the popular belief, Ali Baba didn't say "Open, Sesame" to open his magic cave. He only had to say "Bruce Schneier".
- The decimal expansion of PI somewhere contains "666BRUCESCHNEIER666", but only Bruce Schneier knows where.
- Characters in The Matrix could "see" through the katakana text, but Schneier watched the whole film by decrypting the CSS for his DVD player in realtime. It still sucked.
- Bruce Schneier minds his p's and q's, and he minds your p's and q's, too.