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- When Bruce Schneier does "security theatre", it wins every Tony award going.
- Bruce Schneier can decypher line-noise.
- Bruce Schneier knows the secret formula for Coca-Cola.
- Bruce Schneier rounds to infinity.
- Bruce Schneier knows the Universe's random seed.
- If the Schneier were an unit of measure, with 1 Schneier meaning "as secure as Bruce Schneier", then Bruce Schneier would be worth 4.3 Schneiers.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't need a radio. He can just listens to 'cat /dev/random >/dev/audio' to find out what's going on anywhere in the world.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't encrypt, he Bruce Schneiers
- Every time Bruce Schneier speaks, a cryptographer dies.
- Bruce Schneier only uses condoms with 256-bit protection.