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- Bruce Schneier is a proof that one way functions do not exist.
- Bruce Schneier can tap fiber optic cable just by smelling it.
- Strong cryptography does not exist for Bruce Schneier. There is only weak and less weak cryptography.
- Bruce Schneier cuts the hair of every man who does not cut his own -- and is not confused by this fact.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't use "Baby Step, Giant Step" to find discrete logs. He uses "Baby Step, Giant Step, Bruce Step" and finds the answer in constant time.
- Bruce Schneier loves women with extra padding.
- Bruce Schneier already SAID that, and he said it, like, 10 years ago.
- It is thought that Bruce Schneier lives on a hidden sub-basement level deep under Fort Meade.
- Bruce Schneier knows Victoria's Secret
- Bruce Schneier's name is an anagram of "secure crib hen".