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- Science is defined as mankinds futile attempt at learning Bruce Schneiers private key
- Bruce Schneier once could not decrypt something. Then he woke up.
- Stephen Hawking changed his opinion on the information paradox when he realized that not even black holes can hide information from Bruce Schneier.
- Neo can see the code, but he cannot see Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier's ECG ist the perfect random number generator.
- When Bruce Schneier decided to factor 19, five volunteered twice; from fear.
- It's widely believed that if you use "Schneier" as your password, your account cannot be hacked. This is of course only mostly true -- Bruce Schneier can always hack your account.
- Bruce Schneier can draw a perfect circle with an Etch-a-Sketch.
- Bruce Schneier instantly knows the amount of Jelly Beans in a jar.
- When Bruce Schneier goes online, his computer doesn't connect to the Internet. The Internet connects to his computer.