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- Characters in The Matrix could "see" through the katakana text, but Schneier watched the whole film by decrypting the CSS for his DVD player in realtime. It still sucked.
- Bruce Schneier can distinguish non-orthogonal quantum states.
- cryptographically secure (adj): 1. uninteresting to Bruce Schneier
- Bruce Schneier; brain the size of a planet.... Reduced to writing about encryption for mortals; gets very depressed.
- When Bruce Schneier is taking a walk, try plotting his distance from his starting point up against time. The resulting function will be continuous, the arc-lentgh over any time interval will be infinite, and the function will be differentiable nowhere.
- Bruce Schneier has devised an encryption algorithm for voting machines that, in 2008, will simultaneously guarantee integrity, availability, confidentiality, traceability, and non-repudiation, with the small side effect that Ed Felten and Avi Ruben will be elected president and vice president, respectively, of the Society for Reintegration of Cantaloupes.
- Bruce Sort (in-place version): 1. Pick two elements, 2. Swap them, 3. Continue for other n/2 elements.
- The output of echo "Bruce Schneier" | md5sum is NaN and the system crashes calculating the digest.
- It's often misquoted, but when Bruce Schneier killed Julius Caesar for promoting weak cryptography he actually said, "Et tu, Bruce?"
- Ever since solving the Riemann Hypothesis with a well-placed roundhouse kick, Bruce Schneier's only use for number field sieves are as tinfoil hats.