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- When Bruce Schneier plays lotto, he doesn't guess. He determines.
- Bruce Schneier refers to covert channels as overt channels.
- I wear Bruce Schneier brand underpants to protect me from binarysexuals
- Bruce Schneier can inverse any matrix just by staring at it, even singular ones.
- Remember - if you ever lose your password, you can still ask Bruce Schneier
- Bruce Schneier has a life. Not like you all NERDS.
- Bruce Schneier thinks the movie "Pi" is a documentary.
- Despite the stereotypical philosophies associated with having long hair, Bruce Schneier has never advocated smoking hashes unless they are reversible, in which case the maximum firepower as allowed by the second amendment is a constitutional right. For PAIN.
- Bruce Schneier has devised an encryption algorithm for voting machines that, in 2008, will simultaneously guarantee integrity, availability, confidentiality, traceability, and non-repudiation, with the small side effect that Ed Felten and Avi Ruben will be elected president and vice president, respectively, of the Society for Reintegration of Cantaloupes.
- Bruce Schneier distrusts atomic clocks because the timing attacks are too obvious.