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- Bruce Schneier does not share forks when eating with dining philosophers.
- Bruce Schneier has already created a cryptographic scheme which cannot be broken via brute force even by a computer consisting of all the matter in the universe, operating at maximum theoretical efficiency for the entire lifetime of the universe. He uses it to hide spoilers in his Usenet postings.
- When calculating mathematical equations, if you just type "Schneier" as the answer, it will always be correct such as 2024 \ 6.626 x (10 -24) = schneier
- Bruce Schneier's cardinality is Aleph 0.5; regardless he proved the continuum hypothesis true.
- The NSA hazes new hires by tasking them with decrypting Bruce Schneier's traffic.
- sin(1/x) is uniformly continuous. Just that Bruce Schneier hasn't published the delta yet.
- Bruce Schneier can do co-ordinate substitution of Newton's Laws to a rotating frame of reference in his head while strapped to a centrifuge.
- The halting problem doesn't apply to Bruce Schneier. Loops terminate when he tells them to.
- Bruce Schneier can grow a binary tree by planting a random number generator seed.
- Bruce is so influential that a blog link is indistinguishable from a DDoS attack