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- Bruce Schneier slashdotted slashdot.
- Bruce Schneier is able to read every Unlambda program.
- Bruce Schneier counted to infinity - in complex numbers.
- Bruce Schneier cracked BD+ in 3.14159265358979323846... seconds.
- In an effort to better mankind, Bruce Schneier traveled back in time and fathered Dennis Ritchie, Brian Kernighan, Larry Wall, Richard Stevens, and the Arpanet.
- Bruce Schneier does not sleep. He preempts everything.
- Bruce Schneier does not share forks when eating with dining philosophers.
- Bruce Schneier's first program was encrypt world.
- Bruce Schneier uses a variation of the sha1 algorithm to drive his car, which is why he never has collisions.
- Schneier has no diseases, but he isn't vaccinated. Injection doesn't work with him.