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- Bruce Schneier can rotate size n matrices for any n with only two operations: his left fist and his right fist.
- Some say the holy grail was a cup, while others believe it to be the bloodline of Jesus. In reality, it's Bruce Schneier's private key.
- Bruce Schneier is an honorary member of all Diffie-Hellman groups.
- If Bruce Schneier made laws nobody could break them.
- Bruce Schneier has already created a cryptographic scheme which cannot be broken via brute force even by a computer consisting of all the matter in the universe, operating at maximum theoretical efficiency for the entire lifetime of the universe. He uses it to hide spoilers in his Usenet postings.
- Deep Blue couldn't beat Kasparov until Schneier pwned it.
- When Bruce Schneier counts, you can't predict the next number he's going to say.
- Bruce Schneier's two-factor authentication consists of his left and right fists.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't need backups because his hard drive knows that failure is not an option.
- Bruce Schneier uses Jimmy Hoffa's watch as a token for second-factor authentication.