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- Bruce Schneier can decipher NaN
- Bruce Schneier's house has no back door.
- If Bruce Schneier gives a single monkey a typewriter it will immediately, unprompted, and perfectly accurately, type out the complete works of Shakespeare.
- If you print the first 3,145,728 digits of Pi, your printer will print an autographed 8-bit, 3.1 megapixel photo of Bruce Schneier.
- lolcats are Bruce Schneiers proof that steganography works.
- When Bruce Schneier uses a hash function, there are no collisions. It's quite simple. The hash is not a finite number.
- Bruce Schneier taught his dog to do a secure handshake
- Bruce Schneier has a secret love child with Carol AND Alice.
- When Bruce Schneier books all the rooms at Hilbert's Hotel (with a countable infinite number of rooms), <i>no-one else</i> can book a room.
- Bruce Schneier's programs aren't threaded; they're chained and padlocked.