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- Bruce Schneier knew you would read this.
- Bruce Schneier is immune to birthday attacks - no children are born on his birthday to avoid collisions.
- Bruce Schneier reads Slashdot with an oscilloscope.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't reduce matrices. He pounds them into a single equation with the desired solutions set.
- Bruce Schneier can program python without indentation.
- Bruce Schneier is an asshole.
- If the Riemann Hypothesis had been first studied by Bruce Schneier, we would call it the Schneier Fact.
- Bruce Schneier can tie cherry stems into Feistel nets with his tongue.
- Bruce Schneier uses a private NRO satellite to see if his gutters need cleaning.
- Bruce Schneier knows how to blow up a plane with 2.5 liquid ounces of shampoo.