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- Bruce Schneier cannot lock himself out of his car.
- Bruce Schneier can reuse his printer cartridges.
- Bruce Schneier's cardinality is Aleph 0.5; regardless he proved the continuum hypothesis true.
- Bruce Schneier can guarantee fair exchange without trusted third parties.
- Some say that if you manage to get Bruce Schneier's autograph on your protocol specification, it will succeed in every formal verification tool.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't transfer files, he just extracts them from /dev/random.
- Your sysadmin can reset your password. Bruce Schneier can reset your fingerprints.
- The reason why BSDs are now the most secure OSes is that BSD stands for "Bruce Schneier Debugged it"
- Bruce Schneier can calculate MD5 hashes in his head. For any length of data. In constant time. Drunk.
- The TSA does not know how to open Bruce's luggage, but it is not locked.