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- Bruce uses Turing tape as toilet paper.
- Bruce doesn't notice when people speak in tongues because he hears plaintext.
- The back EMF coming from Bruce's house is cleaner than the mains feed.
- The NSA hazes new hires by tasking them with decrypting Bruce Schneier's traffic.
- Bruce Schneier knows who the Anonymous Coward is
- Bruce Schneier invented his own numeral system with base infinity so he can count to infinity with only one digit.
- When Bruce Schneier skateboards he uses one time knee pads
- When Bruce Schneier plays Conway's Soldiers he gets all the checkers five places or more above the line.
- Bruce Schneier has memorized the Debian private keys - all 262,144 of them.
- All Bruce Schneier's bits are the most significant.