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- Bruce Schneier fully discloses his own vulnerabilities: none.
- Bruce Schneier knows your private key.
- Bruce Schneier's Twofish algorithm has 16 rounds, but he always gets a knockout in the first.
- The nuclear launch codes held by the President of the United States are secured by an unbreakable system: a plain brown envelope with a picture of Bruce Schneier on the flap.
- Ron Rivest wears Bruce Schneier pajamas.
- Bruce Schneier was only allowed to view the Kryptos sculpture at Langley for 1 second, in order not to spoil the fun other cryptographers. It was 0.9 seconds too much.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't have a chin under his beard -- just more ciphertext.
- If at first you don't succeed at breaking a cipher, you're not Bruce Schneier.
- In a fight between Ron Rivest and Adi Shamir, the winner would be Bruce Schneier.
- There is no chin behind Bruce Schneier's beard. There is only another pseudorandom number generator and he's gonna use it to encrypt your face.