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- Anybody can invent a cryptosystem he cannot break himself. Except Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier can distinguish non-orthogonal quantum states.
- Bruce Schneier can calculate the permanent of a matrix in polytime.
- Bruce Schneier can tap fiber optic cable just by smelling it.
- Stephen Hawking changed his opinion on the information paradox when he realized that not even black holes can hide information from Bruce Schneier.
- Neo can see the code, but he cannot see Bruce Schneier.
- It's widely believed that if you use "Schneier" as your password, your account cannot be hacked. This is of course only mostly true -- Bruce Schneier can always hack your account.
- Bruce Schneier can draw a perfect circle with an Etch-a-Sketch.
- Bruce Schneier can compute discrete logarithms in polynomial time. With his fists.
- The fillings in Bruce Schneier's teeth can read the data from your RFID passport.