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- Bruce Schneier is the root of all certificates.
- To describe the difficulty of cracking Bruce Schneier's cryptosystem, mathematicians use the term "NP-Awesome."
- Bruce Schneier can force Brownian motion to go in one direction only
- Bruce Schneier intercepts all your internal monologues by a man-in-the-middle attack.
- Bruce Schneier can find Waldo in one chronon.
- Bruce Schneier turns snake oil into biodiesel in his garage.
- Bruce Schneier does not bother with challenge-response mechanisms. No such system dares to challenge him.
- Bruce Schneier takes no prisoners, so there never is a dilemma
- Bruce Schneier used to shave with Occam's razor, but decided growing a manly beard was simpler.
- Bruce Schneier built his entire house out of Euler Bricks with integer space diagonals.