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- Bruce Schneier can write a recursive program that proves the Riemann Hypothesis. In Malbolge.
- The halting problem doesn't apply to Bruce Schneier. Loops terminate when he tells them to.
- Bruce Schneier knows Chuck Norris' private key.
- Bruce Schneier once seeded a random number generator with the last output.
- If Bruce ever appears to do something sub-optimally--watch out! He knows the true lower bound and enjoys watching your feeble attempts to find it.
- Bruce Schneier always knows how many jelly beans are in the jar
- Bruce Schneier owns a cesium-based atomic clock. It has a radio function and a snooze button.
- Bruce Schneier can grow a binary tree by planting a random number generator seed.
- Bruce Schneier wrote Blowfish in Malbolge.
- Bruce Schneier ties his shoes with a Gordian Knot