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- Bruce Schneier moonlights as an immunologist, administering SQL injections to badly written websites. ';--Not this one :)
- Bruce Schneier's code doesn't have parameters -- it has arguments. and it always wins them.
- Bruce Schneier can make pasta with ragu using the Sieve of Eratosthenes.
- Bruce Schneiers Erdös Number is smaller than zero.
- Bruce Schneier knows when your objects will be garbage-collected.
- Bruce Schneier can get exact answers using Monte Carlo methods with only one random sample.
- Bruce Schneier can intercept information flow between quantumly entangled particles.
- Bruce Schneier has solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time, but hasn't published it because he doesn't like salesmen.
- Bruce is so influential that a blog link is indistinguishable from a DDoS attack
- Bruce Schneier puts his pants on in constant time... no matter how many legs he has.