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- When Bruce Schneier does modulo arithmetic, there are no remainders. Ever.
- It has recently been discovered that every possible hashing algorithm produces the same value for the phrase "Bruce Schneier" -- Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier made Bell-LaPadula do a brutal doodle.
- Bruce Schneier once broke AES using nothing but six feet of rusty barbed wire, a toothpick, and the front axle from a 1962 Ford Falcon.
- Every time Bruce Schneier smiles, an amateur cryptographer dies.
- Mr. T pities the fool. Bruce Schneier just pities his data.
- Bruce Schneier can change most random distributions. With his fists.
- Geologists recently discovered that "earthquakes" are nothing more than Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris communicating via a roundhouse kick-based cryptosystem.
- Sweeping NSA reforms will soon require all employees to grow a Bruce Schneier beard.
- As initialization vectors, 'Bruce Schneier' and 'Chuck Norris' are interchangeable.