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- Bruce Schneier can inverse any matrix just by staring at it, even singular ones.
- Remember - if you ever lose your password, you can still ask Bruce Schneier
- Bruce Schneier has devised an encryption algorithm for voting machines that, in 2008, will simultaneously guarantee integrity, availability, confidentiality, traceability, and non-repudiation, with the small side effect that Ed Felten and Avi Ruben will be elected president and vice president, respectively, of the Society for Reintegration of Cantaloupes.
- Johnny can't encrypt because Bruce Schneier likes it that way.
- Bruce Schneier can tune an antenna by whistling the desired resonant frequency.
- Bruce Schneier can't forge his own signature.
- Bruce Schneier CAN forge his own signature.
- Differential of the form BRUCE -> SCHNEIER can be used to break any block cipher, regardless of it's number of rounds.
- Bruce Schneier's cryptographic know-how can't even fit in a ZFS filesystem.
- Bruce Schneier can collapse the polynomial hierarchy, with a roundhouse kick to the face.